Monday, April 21, 2008



Welcome to my new blog location...and a contest.

This new site will have some improvements over the old site, chiefly that you can post a comment without registering for an account. So post away.

And to thank you for visiting, I'm giving away a brand-new, hot-off-the-presses copy of GUN SHY in paperback. I'll even sign it to whomever you'd like. Or I'll draw a picture of a bunny. Whatever you want.

But you have to win the book, and here's how...

Simply write the best caption for the photo above. If you don't recognize the photo, it's a woman from the raided Eldorado compound making a call outside the courthouse in San Angelo. Yes, it's serious business. And we're going to make light of it.

Come up with a clever caption, then, one week from today, I'll choose a winner. Sorry, I'll only mail to a U.S. address, because mailing outside the country means I have to go to the post office, and I'd rather lop off a hand.

Thanks for playing.

8 comments:

Susan said...

No,he's not from Flock of Seagulls...he's a WOMAN!!!

Anonymous said...

"Yes, Mr. President, we're keeping your name out of this, but it'll cost."

B.D. Craddock said...

What is this makeover you speak of?

Anonymous said...

"What do you mean the date of my sex change operation has changed?!"

texan86 said...

oops, i forgot to log in. the "operation" comment was mine.

wrbpilot said...

Jerry Springer pays $300.00 for an appearance?? Yes, I'll take it, that's more $ than I've handled in my entire life!!!

texan86 said...

"Donald Trump aint got nothin on this comb-over!"

James Brosche said...

Bosom Buddies: The Revenge of Kip and Henrey